Lilly Blogs in Haiku: On Frenemies, Heidi Montag, and Fifth Grade (Write Your Own Now!)
This week, I went through some of my old journals. In them, my preteen angst took many forms. I experimented with shaky illustrations, poems and short stories. I was an artist in my own mind.
I must have been about 12 when my dad got me a book of Haiku. Haiku is a kind of Japanese poetry composed of three lines with five, seven and then five syllables. I went through a phase where I furiously scribbled Haiku, hoping to convey the complications of being an adolescent girl in such a simple form.
Six years later, I’m still trying to make sense of what it means to be a teenage girl. Here’s to giving Haiku another chance:
Tight jeans hold me in
In sweatpants, I exhale out
Wardrobe tug of war
Next time, I will
I’ll say something to the boy
With all the rape jokes
No really! I swear
You actually are a feminist
Just don’t know it yet
Finally, I can blog
About being “in like” with a guy
How awesome is that!?
I’m sad, Heidi M.
That at only twenty three
You felt so ugly
Lol, JK
No offense! It’s just a joke
Middle school: awful
Magazines are a
Girl’s ultimate frenemy
So much love slash hate
Too sexy, too young
Too grown up, too immature
Miley can’t do right
Last but not least, a haiku from my fifth grade journal. It’s embarrassingly precocious and self-important. Sigh, the things I do for you!
Drop of emotions
Just a drop, so much meaning
Tear of a human
Please post your Haiku about being a girl/woman in the comments!








These poems are interesting. Hidden aggression is worse in some ways than aggression. It is not good to have bad lingering feelings for a long time. Get it out somehow. This culture is so too faced. Boys will be boys, and he’s the jolly good fellow, but the girl is always a bitch even when she’s good.
Im so sad
Horrible haikus
ruining my life
red wine take me away
Are you mad at me?
Why did she not call me back?
Let’s go to the mall.
Talking to myself
Feeling mighty and wild here
And now insecure.
Power of a woman
Still a girl deep inside of me
Full of potential.